I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
