HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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