that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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