i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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