i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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