Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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