If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
