If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
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