Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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