she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
