Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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