Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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