I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
