Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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