so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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