I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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