it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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