I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I am naked and annoyed.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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