Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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