so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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