Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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