rhymes with "ouble enetration"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
areolas are like halos for boobs.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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