called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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