you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize
