Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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