Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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