Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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