The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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