can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Boobs are out for the taking
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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