i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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