you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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