the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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