i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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