No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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