kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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