he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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