So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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