I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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