HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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