the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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