i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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