do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
