Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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