Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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