What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
40s are totally the cure
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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