There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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