guys are not supposed to queef...right?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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