I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I can't trust your balls anymore.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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