In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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