It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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